Hank has been "experiencing" his adolescence, if you will.
He has managed to:
Have severe diarrhea for weeks.
Eat only prescription diet food.
Eat a sparkly glass Christmas ornament.
Eat some cotton balls soaked in half and half to catch/pass the glass.
Have sparkly stool for 5-6 days.
Discover his sexuality.
Poop all over the Taylor's house.
Fall in love with Puck the pup.
Eat 7-8 Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
Have severe diarrhea for a couple days.
Fall in love with any dog smaller than him.
Jumped out of Shane's arms, and nearly crippled himself.
Believe it or not, we are not negligent parents. Really, we're not.
He's approaching his 7 month birthday... here's to post puberty.